It seems that Chelsee Healey (pictured here dancing in the BBCs Strictly Come Dancing show) has been bleating to the press about people bullying her on Twitter [see article]. Which is a little weird in itself because I don't really see how someone can be bullied without a physical interface (he he). I mean if you don't like someone's use of Twitter then don't use it yourself - it is not essential for life.
But my main problem with her complaint is that being disliked by people is the opposite end of the stick from being liked. People such as Chelsee adopt careers like hers because they have a fundamental need to be appreciated and applauded. They must surely be prepared for their failures without whining in public and calling it an emotive term such as bullying.
Neither Old Nic nor myself like Chelsee at all but in no way do we regard or intend our remarks as bullying.
In fact let's get it over with right now.
Old Nic says that when Chelsee opens her mouth to speak, it's as if her tongue goes mad and flaps uncontrollably without ever reaching her hard palette or allowing her mouth to close so that almost every word ends with an short expulsion of breath.
I think that may just be her vile Manchester accent however.
Old Nic also wonders why she seems to have an obsession with double EEs and wonders what her bra size happens to be. When I pressed him for an explanation he said that her name is ChelsEE (an improperly spelled version of Chelsea) and she plays a character called JanEEce in her day job. Oh I get it now!

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