A high class hooker? No way TOWIE.

Got to shift Old Nic away from the computer. It's my turn and anyway it's time for his morning sleep. Let's see what he's looking at......oh yes, the Daily Mail on line.

I see some revelation has appeared about one of those awful TOWIE girls. That Maria Fowler (is she the one with the overblown front and strange mouth?) has appeared in an ad for an escort company [see article] and she is 'suicidal' as a result. She also says that what is worrying her most is that her mother might think that she is a 'high class hooker'
Well at least it will only be your mother darling, the rest of us will know that you could only be a LOW one. D'ja nah wot I mean, like, shuuuu...up, innit.